I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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