Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
This is my gift to your gina
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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