Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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