is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
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For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
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I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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