Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
