it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
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I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
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Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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