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So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
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She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
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I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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