Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
is that a dick in a sweater?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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