and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
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Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
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I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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