Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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