Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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