: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
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ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
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He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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