Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Fuck appropriateness.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
