Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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