you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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