I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
My liver is preforming stress tests.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Randomize
