Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
We're like a lot better than the average bears
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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