I think my vagina is haunted
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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