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This dress was meant to end up on your floor
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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