I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Randomize
