i don't like sucking hair
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
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Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
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Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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