Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
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hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
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If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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