I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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