I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
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tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
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Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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