Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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