She went from zero to smokin in five shots
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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