I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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