She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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