went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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