There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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