I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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