worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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