it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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