Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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