Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
It was confusing and full of hummus
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
Randomize
