Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Randomize
