I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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