Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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