We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
