On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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