So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
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in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
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You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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