i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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