You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
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i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
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Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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