Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
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Found your dick twin last night
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
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I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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