Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
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He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
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Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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