Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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