do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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