Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
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Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
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I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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