Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
You brought string cheese to the strip club
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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