just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
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you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
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You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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