bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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