Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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