hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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