Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
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i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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