roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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