She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
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He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
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He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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